The Story Of My Big Balls And The Wedding I Went To But Never Attended

SPARK TRAILZZZ!

So this weekend I decided,

enough with hiding behind this good girl face
just go out, be that inner diva that I always wanted to be.
I had a lovely gown I wanted to wear, very simple and sweet.
In fact it was a very decent and would make me look like an angel
but I was sick of looking like an angel
I wanted to look like a red carpet Queen confident, graceful and extremely stunning
Seriously, nice looking? I was so over that or so I thought
OK so off i went on Saturday afternoon, looking for the perfect dress.
I did find what i was looking for short, stunning color and nice design
just what I wanted
Now for the killer shoes,
I got myself the flashiest shade of pink I could find.
I went to my hair salon
even painted my nails the perfect shade of purple
And finally out came the fake lashes that I have been hiding somewhere without enough balls to wear them
Sunday afternoon, I was prepared.
No that's not the word, I was over-ready to emancipate the bold me
I donned on my gown,
wore my pop socks
Did a number on my face (Lord knows I tried harder to achieve that not-a-hooker-but-definitely-not-a-saint look)
Went for my wild accessories (all costume of course)

Then wore my dramatic peep toe
I was seriously HOTTING
My dad asked me if i was OK in that
and I said "sure dad, I am'
And then I was
Until I got to the Air Force Base gate
Which was the venue of the wedding I was to attend
The gate man said my dress was too short for their premises
'What?!, You also have dress codes for visitors?'
And that was the beginning of my drama
Got saved by a Lieutenant who was driving to the same wedding
The gate man annoyed by the man stealing his prey
decided to frazzle him too
went on to give a long speech of appropriate dressing
then admitted I was a fine girl who shouldn't dress like that
To save us both the long gist and the man's sudden over zealousness,
my guardian angel decided to identify himself
And finally something worked
When I got to the venue of the wedding,
Still hanging onto my last piece of bravado
Holy cow! I forgot! It's a Yoruba kind of setting
see gele, long gowns, basically traditional wears
I lost all hope
Along with all my SASHA FIERCE balls
And that was how I spent the rest of the wedding in the car
OK, so everyone else thought I should have entered
And they said my dress was hot
Even AL regretted that I didn't enter at the end of the day.
I was just too hot to handle
So much so I couldn't handle myself
Cause even I knew that dress was an overkill for a wedding
Had a good laugh at the end of the day
In Fact the dress made me feel good, not just good, great!
And won me some points in someone's world
Will still work on those balls though
But I guess being a nice looking girl has it's points too
I mean, I would have entered the wedding hall, wouldn't I?
LOL

The Story Of My Big Balls And The Wedding I Went To But Never Attended

The Price For Happiness

SPARK TRAILZZZ!

How much is the price of happiness?

I mean, I feel if I get the best clothes Grace the front page of Vogue

Wear the best of Victoria Beckam



Get the best bags by Gucci


Get the best shoes by Jimmy Choo

Have well-cut diamonds by Hello Kitty for Kimora Lee Simmons

Have a bottle of a very sexy perfume by Victoria's Secret

Get the best front lace wig by Your Style Lace


Be as beautiful as Kelly Rowland

Have a good career like Tyra Banks


Live in Beverly hills

Just be a fly girl


I would have paid my price for happiness
but does happiness really come from all this?
if you ask me I would say
Happiness comes from the quality of the value you add to others lives,
It comes from having things and knowing how to enjoy having them
like that beautiful smile you share with someone
like just enjoying the chatter of a small baby
like having someone be grateful for what you did for them
like giving someone a much needed hug
and letting someone know that they are not alone
Happiness to me is the combination of all the small things in life which really counts
and all the big things in life which most often don't count that much
So as this season of love and warmth cruises in
bounce out and enjoy life,
enrich the lives of people that mean the world to you, the family
Hide gifts under your Christmas trees

Share loads of joy and laughter
True happiness comes from making everyone around you happy
that way there is always one more reason to be happy
and don't forget, of course,
that all the above listed wish items can bring a girl loads of happiness.
I mean, I want those things too!

INTRODUCING...

SPARK TRAILZZZ!

I would love very much to introduce Steph's Sparks to you.

Know those lonely days that you spend wondering why you are so alone,
Nothing works just the way you have planned it,
Your girlfriends are all away doing their things
and that boyfriend of yours isn't around
or probably you just broke up with him
or you plain don't have one!
And so the boredom mounts...
one minute... two minutes... three
wow how slowly can time move?

Know those days you just wanna get out of your world
Be someone else, dream
leave that crappy office space
OK, may be it isn't that crappy just a monotonous job
or maybe you have too much to do but need that escape to clear your brain
or you just plain have an annoying colleague
or an overwhelming boss
one file...two files...three
wow, who knew work could be so tasking?

Know how sometimes you don't wanna be at home
Not someone's mum, not even aunt
those kids just wanna drive you within an hair's inch of your sanity
OK, maybe not the kids, it's just the boredom
or maybe you don't like that space anymore
or you just have plenty chores and you don't feel psyched enough to do them
or you plain just want a break from the home scene, be out shopping
one chore...two chores...three chores...
wow, who knew running a home could be such a drag

Join me, put your hands on mine,
let's journey on a magic carpet
let's blaze a very hot trail
let's go into places that only dreams can sail on
let's see things that only great majis of old can see
let's be princesses, queens even, rule our world
let's dazzle and glitter
let's discover beauty, fashion, youth, grace and character
let's be ignited on STEPH'S SPARKS!